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teadalek:

madeofparts:

STARRING: A MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, ANOTHER MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, AND SOME BACKGROUND LADIES I GUESS

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wkdart:

certifiedhypocrite:

savefrog:

vendant:

omensetters:

nowacking:

thegrumbliestpuppy:

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the mashup you didnt need.

It took me two days to find this again and I’m never letting go

ohmy god. its the smash mouth fugue i’ve been looking for it for so long GOD DAMNIT IT’S HERE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL

absolute ogreload.

don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

S̷̵͕͉̙̥̩̼̺͊̅̉ͩ̎ͅO̱̻̫̼̮̳͎ͣ̔̃ͫ̐͆̚͝ ̘̤̜̥̟̗̣̍ͪ̽ͬ̓͘͜͝Ṁ҉̵̣̭̖̹͉͖̰̤U̷̷̝̜̗̤̼̩̪̣͓̾̏ͯͥ͆̈́ͪ̒͝C̼̮̘̓ͨ̈́́̍̉̐͠H̢̜̠̣̘̽ͥ͌̒̒͠ ̟͆̐̇ͦͨ͆̆ͣ̀T̤̤͓͍̼̻̠̲̲̈̎͡Ö̧̗͈͚̻̝͉̖̓̀̈͐ͭ̒̒̀͟ ̵͍̙͙͒͗̓̇̈́̈́͊̚D̷̢̪̮͚̯͛̉ͫ̋ͅO̸͔̻̦̝͆͗̕ ̶͉͉̰̱̥ͯ̏̈͂̓ͬ̊ͯ́S̀͊ͨ̈́̊͏̞͚̤͉̟̀O̵̴͍̳͔̦͈̝ͬ̔̔̇̇̚ ̱̙̤̮̈́̑M̮͎̳̙̮ͬ̓ͦ̈̇̊ͬ̕Ű͆̀́ͧ͗͝҉͕̖C̴̷̱̮͔ͤͪH̀ͣ̋̓̄҉҉̴̤̠̯̟̤̯ ̴̦̼̤̼̗̒̓̓͜T̷̯͇̭̹̍̄O̶̱̣͙͖̠̐̔̒ͣ̚ ̢̧͇͉̫̦͑̔ͭ̾̆ͨ͛S̟̖̭̋̋̊ͬ̍̿̔͜E͕̣̍̄̂̕͞͡E͍̫̭͇̫̻̥̝̊̆̏ͭͨ̉́ ̵̬̺͓ͤͨͣ̽͐ͫ͝͡S̢̲̭̦̜͍̯͈̘̰̊ͭͪ̌ͧ̋̂̀̀O͉̮̘̽̀ͮͯ̌ͨ̎̚ͅ ̤͕̙̳̮̼͋̀M̝̅Ų̗̭̏͂̈́ͥ̿͆́́Cͨ̔ͮ̋̚҉̸̲̞̥̖H͊҉̡̦̙̲͉̙̜̮͟ͅͅ ͉͔͓̥̇̄ͧ̊̀̏͜T̷̘̿̐ͤ̒̍͂̓̚̕Ǫ̻̟͌̔ ̧̨̪̬͇̱͙͒ͭ̀͌͌̇̀D͉̣̭̦̬̭̦̮̋̃ͧ͟͞O̬̻̱̫͕̹̹͊ͅ ̵͚̯̜͇̉̓̌͛͝Ş̺͚̣͖͎̦ͪ͒ͭO̧͕̬̲̬̿̂͆ͩ̽̑͝ͅ ͈̺͙͖̝͓̪̒̈́̆̀͟M̷̞̩̖̞͍̎̊̓ͤ̊͡Ų͍̭̜͙͔̅̋̎́ͤ͘C͈̞̤̖̙̺̪͚̃ͪ͒̈͒ͮ͆̍͐͝ͅH̹͖̜͉̲͔̘̗ͭ̏͗ͭ̒ͭ̇̅̀ ̨̯̹͙͇̹̹͗͑͛ͮͯ̂͌̅͜Ṱ̡̥͚͋͆̓́͡͝O̸̢̲̣̬̘̞̳͋͊̅͡ ̺̺̃͊̽͐̽͜ͅS̴͙̯̩͉̻͍̿̎̆ͪ̀E̯̻͛ͦ̂̓͆͢͠E̼̗̹̘̫̪̥͕̅̈̐̉̅̒̀͛̒͞ ̡̜̪͙͖̲̝̖̩̾ͯ̑S̶̺͔͍̟̞̱̺̠ͭ͋͞O̲͎̹͎͎͌̄͆͢ ̴͙̮͔̬̈́͐̈͟M̧̘̦̟̣̭͉̺̙̔ͤ̏ͭ̈̉̏Ü̸̐̄̚͢҉͉͓͈̭̻̻C̗̜̿̀́̀͞H͚͕̞̺͚͕͖̼͗̆̚ ̯̎ͥ̒̾͛ͥ͟͡T͐ͪ͏͉̠̮͖͕̪̫Ő̴̟̣̫̘̮̣̫͓̽̈ͅ ̷̤̺̮̬͎̗͎͔̃ͫ̃̈̌̔D̛̬̏͂̉̔͡O̠͚̻̫̼ͩ̀ ̢̭̼̩͖͍̩́͠S̴̷̶͇̳͍͕̹̯͙ͤ̓̋ͮ̈͆ͦͧͧͅȮ̷̡̹͎̤͖̮͖̳̘ͬ̓̓̆̿̌ͯ͝ ̵̯͖̎̈̿̽̚̚̕M̷̢̥̹͔̮͔̬͂̉ͭ̏͐͘Û͍̱͙̻͓̯̔ͬ̐̎̏͌͛͝ͅC̘͖̼͂̀́H̶̹͙̑͐̍͞ ͛̇̂̔̏ͬ̓ͧ͜͏͖̲̬͉T̺ͣ̎ͩͣ͒̈̉̚͠ͅỎ̙̲͈̲̆ ̩̞͛͋͗̆͝Ṣ̸̡̯̪̀̒ͬ̇ͩ̐͝E͉͍̬̞̤̱͙̜͕͒̅̓ͮ̇͛͟E̸̢̳̜̩̪͇̩̗̩ͨ̇͛͌́͒ͣ́

Posted 5 hours ago

niki-van-awesome:

spring-loaded-jesus-candles:

fireghostshigher:

A quick PSA, because working in a New Age store I realize a lot of people don’t know this.  Keep in mind this is the simple version.

The fella on the left-hand side, that’s Gautama Buddha, the Buddha, the central figure in Buddhism.  Note that he is not considered a god, but a teacher and spiritual leader, the first to attain Enlightenment in his era.  Note also how thin he is.  This is because the Buddha fasted a lot.  He was born Siddhartha Gautama.  Buddha is a title, and not actually his name.

The fella on the right-hand side is not Buddha.  This is a common misconception in the West.  That is Hotai (or Budai or Hotei depending on the language), a Buddhist monk from China and folkloric hero.  Hotai is thought by many to be a Buddha, but he is not the Buddha.  Unlike Buddha, Hotai actually is revered as a god in Chinese folklore, although not in Buddhist practice.

This post is based on things I’ve been taught by my Buddhist coworker but if I forgot or mixed up something important and you are Buddhist and you notice, please let me know.

This has been an informational post.  Have a nice day.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EVERYONE READ THIS. READ IT. LEARN IT. PREACH IT.

I AM SO TIRED OF EVERYONE BELIEVING THIS MISCONCEPTION.

(Source: internetdoashouting)

Posted 5 hours ago

amoying:

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

(Source: amoying)

Posted 5 hours ago

221cbakerstreet:

how about for day of silence straight people have to be quiet and listen to queer people all day

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koishy:

it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop. unless u r my internet you better quicken up the pace u disgusting piece of shit

Posted 17 hours ago